lol I worked at a place with star cards. never received one…
HarrisonBrrgeron
Not my circus/monkeys, but manager overplayed their hand and handled this all kinds of wrong. Someone who’s willing to piss and leave it is capable of pissing in ever more secretive, insidious ways. Would’ve done better to play the long game by installing cameras in public areas to catch the pisser red-handed.
Big_Lake4948
At my old work in a 1800’s building there is only one bathroom for the staff and customers. I’ve pissed in so many bottles in the basement lol. Of course I threw the bottle out after, but there were always some stragglers down there
EddieRadmayne
Lol that person is fired. I can’t believe they announced it, I would be mid-investigation at this point.
brogan_the_bro
G daddy standin on bidness
Relevant_Grass9586
I hope Ray keeps leaving piss jugs for bærb to find tbh
Megtalallak
Lol the tonal shift between the two messages
“You’re my precious girlies, all of you deserve pats on your head and all the star stickers on the world. Woohoo, go team go!”
vs
“The pissing stops. Now.”
BolinTime
Like yeah fire the guy, but I think he also deserves to get whipped. What an animal.
Pretty-Key6133
You can take the man out of the truck, but you can’t take the truck out of the man.

Angry_Hermitcrab

Large-Lab8238
Jeff we know its you. Stop it. Your mom puts up with this stuff but we don’t
This is why I pee In a quart and slowly distribute into quart containers each time I go to smoke Fetty in the walk in. I have standards.
sucobe
>Star cards
>pissing in cups

Individual_Smell_904
I suggested we end the star card system and just hand out free piss cups every time we do something good instead
Jeramy_Jones
Plot twist; it was Megan.
DaveyDumplings
My landlord doesn’t accept ‘star cards’.
Stitchburly
Rookies. Just pee in the flor drains. No cup needed. lol
DAM5150
Much shorter message:
“Next cup we find, we’re drug testing it”
No_Molasses_6498
Lol some guy took a massive shit behind our food trucks. It *could* have been a hobo, but then he wiped his ass with the brown paper.
Discovering that was, well, interesting.
TheFredCain
Obviously an amateur. Peeing in the corner of the walk in freezer and making giant secret pissburgs is the pro move.
Shamicide
Third time? Wtf. After the first time I would be looking at the camera footage and firing whoever did that.
Organic-Row9514
Styrofoam cups? I just use a stock pot.
Of course I empty it out when the shift is over.
Upper_Basis_1512
we all put in a little spurt
Baggismeg
I told off the whole of the kitchen staff for Leaving bodily fluids on bathroom walls, doors, Mirrors I was asked to clean. I didn’t specify which bodily fluids. There were a few.
proudvapedad
Sicko indeed. Employee beverages are supposed to be in a lidded container!
Partagas2112
All jokes aside… peeing in a cup and leaving it for others the find is anti-social behavior that shouldn’t be ignored.
rabit_stroker
Guess its time to make a cup of soft serve
immaculate_nada
Executive restroom must have been occupied. Sounds like an executive move
Emach00
The duality of man, Gordan Ramsey style. Message 1: “Oh precious darlings.” Message 2: “You fucking donkeys.”
Laz3r_Fac3
Sorry, chef. Bathrooms were occupied and I had to go.
bLoo010
This industry is seriously falling apart. A ton of experienced cooks left during the COVID lockdowns, and it’s wild to see the people that get hired literally anywhere.
Xrumie
????
Bro even on the construction site( was an electrician) people looked down on you for pissing in bottles let a lone leaving your filthy bottles around w/ out throwing them out… To do this as a COOK in a KITCHEN is CRAZY. On god, this should be worth an ass beating a lone and a life time ban from ever being allowed to work in food service ever again.
Like damn, how many things have they touched with their unwashed peepee hands after pissing in their cups? If they’re willing to do this, what other gross shit do they be doin?
EnTaroAdunExeggutor
Piss cup is….bad? I’ll be right back, pretty sure I left the fryer on.
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lol what is a star card? is this a kindergarten?
how many star cards do i get for stopping?
Lol wtf.
lol I worked at a place with star cards.
never received one…
Not my circus/monkeys, but manager overplayed their hand and handled this all kinds of wrong. Someone who’s willing to piss and leave it is capable of pissing in ever more secretive, insidious ways. Would’ve done better to play the long game by installing cameras in public areas to catch the pisser red-handed.
At my old work in a 1800’s building there is only one bathroom for the staff and customers. I’ve pissed in so many bottles in the basement lol. Of course I threw the bottle out after, but there were always some stragglers down there
Lol that person is fired. I can’t believe they announced it, I would be mid-investigation at this point.
G daddy standin on bidness
I hope Ray keeps leaving piss jugs for bærb to find tbh
Lol the tonal shift between the two messages
“You’re my precious girlies, all of you deserve pats on your head and all the star stickers on the world. Woohoo, go team go!”
vs
“The pissing stops. Now.”
Like yeah fire the guy, but I think he also deserves to get whipped. What an animal.
You can take the man out of the truck, but you can’t take the truck out of the man.


Jeff we know its you. Stop it. Your mom puts up with this stuff but we don’t
2 cooks, 1 cup
Sickos? u/wrestlegirl, crossover time a’coming…
https://preview.redd.it/gf53vhgo45wf1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8022d575f647755d893f5e6b10f73b3c07a1918
So explain this “star card” system to me?
This is why I pee In a quart and slowly distribute into quart containers each time I go to smoke Fetty in the walk in. I have standards.
>Star cards
>pissing in cups

I suggested we end the star card system and just hand out free piss cups every time we do something good instead
Plot twist; it was Megan.
My landlord doesn’t accept ‘star cards’.
Rookies. Just pee in the flor drains. No cup needed. lol
Much shorter message:
“Next cup we find, we’re drug testing it”
Lol some guy took a massive shit behind our food trucks. It *could* have been a hobo, but then he wiped his ass with the brown paper.
Discovering that was, well, interesting.
Obviously an amateur. Peeing in the corner of the walk in freezer and making giant secret pissburgs is the pro move.
Third time? Wtf. After the first time I would be looking at the camera footage and firing whoever did that.
Styrofoam cups? I just use a stock pot.
Of course I empty it out when the shift is over.
we all put in a little spurt
I told off the whole of the kitchen staff for
Leaving bodily fluids on bathroom walls, doors,
Mirrors I was asked to clean. I didn’t specify which bodily fluids. There were a few.
Sicko indeed. Employee beverages are supposed to be in a lidded container!
All jokes aside… peeing in a cup and leaving it for others the find is anti-social behavior that shouldn’t be ignored.
Guess its time to make a cup of soft serve
Executive restroom must have been occupied. Sounds like an executive move
The duality of man, Gordan Ramsey style. Message 1: “Oh precious darlings.” Message 2: “You fucking donkeys.”
Sorry, chef. Bathrooms were occupied and I had to go.
This industry is seriously falling apart. A ton of experienced cooks left during the COVID lockdowns, and it’s wild to see the people that get hired literally anywhere.
????
Bro even on the construction site( was an electrician) people looked down on you for pissing in bottles let a lone leaving your filthy bottles around w/ out throwing them out… To do this as a COOK in a KITCHEN is CRAZY. On god, this should be worth an ass beating a lone and a life time ban from ever being allowed to work in food service ever again.
Like damn, how many things have they touched with their unwashed peepee hands after pissing in their cups? If they’re willing to do this, what other gross shit do they be doin?
Piss cup is….bad? I’ll be right back, pretty sure I left the fryer on.